It is summer, it is hot and you should be at the beach.
All I have are some links to stuff you have probably seen already:
A paper about improved mean field approximations.
It turns out that 1-d classical gas is known as Jepsen gas in the literature [1, 2].
A link between birds on a wire and random matrix theory.
A paper about non-renormalizability of quantum gravity (via Lubos).
A talk by Steve Carlip about quantum gravity at short distances [pdf].
Last but not least, an important contribution to an old problem of philosophy.
Really, you should be at the beach...